Salut cousin, je vais mesurer la taille de ta bite. Et nous n’aurons de sexe que si ta bite a plus de 19 centimètres

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Hey cousin, I'm going to measure your dick size. And we will only have sex if your dick is over 19 centimeters

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Eager4inchworm il y a 12 jours
She could measure mine ...But she would only need one of those mini rulers ... ho ho ho 😪🤏
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socut il y a 1 mois
à Jumbo60606 : genau, die Amigeschichten.
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socut il y a 1 mois
Hat er dann "Glück gehabt"? oder mußte er den Pimmel in das schleimige Lustloch stecken?
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Jumbo60606 il y a 1 mois
My married friend Cathy was addicted to big cock and cum. You could fuck her if you passed her simple test. She would grab you by the base of your cock, in an underhanded fashion, then if her middle finger and thumb didn't touch (not a real firm grip) and your cock was at least as long or longer than the mark on her forearm (8") she would fuck and suck you for hours. She made exceptions if you could prove you put out an impressive load of semen. She lived on cum. She married her dorky husband because his output was off the charts (she showed me a video of him getting his rocks off and the amount of cum was not to be believed). She was not quite 5' tall. Very average looking. But she had these incredible piercing blue eyes that said "I want to fuck you!" And she had her way with every man she met that came up to her standards. Tragically, she died in a car accident just after her 42nd birthday. She always said "they can never be too big". She was speaking both of cock size and amount of semen you could put out. R.I.P.
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RelevantOffer21 il y a 1 mois
Not how you properly measure a cock but sure.
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